(sighs) （嘆氣）
I thought he seemed sad. 我以為佢好似好傷心咁。
He liked my drawing. 佢鍾意我畫嘅畫。
What do they do to him, Mom? 佢哋會點對佢呀，媽咪？
They help him rest, um, 佢哋幫佢休息吓，嗯，
they do talk therapy, some medication... 佢哋會做傾偈治療，開啲藥……
-When can Dad come home? -A few months, I think. -爸爸幾時可以返屋企？ -我諗幾個月啦。
Doctors reevaluate after two months. 醫生兩個月後會再評估。
LAURA: Is he crazy, Mom? LAURA：佢係咪癲咗呀，媽咪？
-No. No, he's not. -Are we the problem? -唔係。唔係，佢冇。 -我哋係咪問題所在？
He's gonna be fine, girls. He really is. 佢會冇事㗎，女女。真係㗎。
I don't think Dad looked good. 我覺得爸爸個樣唔係幾好。
(sobbing) （喊）
(phone ringing) （電話響）
David. Everything all right? David。冇嘢嘛？
-No. Can you come in? -Yeah. What's going on? -唔係。你可唔可以嚟？ -好。發生咩事？
-(passing car honks) -An exorcism went bad. -（車經過響按） -驅魔搞出禍。
The subject slit her wrists. 個對象割咗自己手腕。
We're rushing her to Harbor Hospital. 我哋趕住送佢去Harbor醫院。
-She never tried anything like this... -God, by your name save me, -佢從來冇試過咁樣…… -神啊，求你用你嘅名救我，
-by your might defend... -Oh, my God. -用你嘅大能保護我…… -天啊。
I didn't even know there was an exorcism today. 我唔知今日有驅魔㗎。
DAVID: There wasn't. They went around us. DAVID：冇㗎。佢哋繞過咗我哋。
We just got a call to come in and assess. 我哋啱啱收到電話要嚟評估。
Assess now? 而家評估？
What's the worth now? 而家仲有咩價值？
-Covering their asses. -Oh, God. -想卸膊啫。 -唉，天啊。
Okay, do you want me to call Ben? 好，你想唔想我打畀Ben？
No, he's with me. Can you meet us at the hospita? 唔使，佢同我一齊。你可唔可以喺醫院等我哋？
The ER, please? 急症室，唔該？
All right, 20 minutes. 好，廿分鐘。
I'm gonna have to head to work for a few hours. 我要去返工幾個鐘。
You girls gonna be all right? 你哋兩個女仔冇問題嘛？
-Yeah, we'll be fine. -You don't have to worry. -係，我哋冇問題。 -你唔使擔心。
(overlapping assents) （一齊附和）
Hey, come here. 喂，過嚟。
We're gonna have to hold it together. Okay? 我哋要撐住。好嘛？
Dad would want us to stay strong. 爸爸想我哋保持堅強。
-We're here, Mom. -We're not little kids anymore. -我哋喺度㗎，媽咪。 -我哋唔係細路女啦。
-I know. I love you. -Love you, too. -我知。我愛你。 -我都愛你。
(siren wailing) （警笛響）
DAVID: That's why we have psychological DAVID：就係咁我哋先要有心理
and medical examinations... 同醫學檢查……
-But these were emergencies. - ...to prevent situations... -但呢啲係緊急情況。 -……嚟防止情況……
And I am fully capable of determining 我完全有能力判斷
if somebody is spiritually afflicted. 一個人係咪有靈性困擾。
Okay, hold it down, please, over here. 好，請細聲啲，過嚟呢邊。
If this woman is to be saved, it is imperative 如果想救呢個女人，就一定要
that I finish my exorcism. 完成我嘅驅魔。
No, Father. 唔得㗎，神父。
Father Ignatius asked me Ignatius神父叫我
to take over supervision here. 接手呢度嘅監督。
He's worried about liability. 佢擔心法律責任。
Well, our faith is being ruined by lawyers. 唉，我哋嘅信仰就係俾律師搞垮。
Thank you for your input. Please step back. 多謝你嘅意見。請退後。
Hey, Kristen, how are you? 喂，Kristen，你點呀？
Yeah, I'm-I'm fine. How is she? 係，我冇事。佢點呀？
She's lost a lot of blood, but they think she'll live. 佢流咗好多血，但佢哋話佢會冇事。
Yeah. These are her files. There's not much in there. 係。呢啲係佢嘅檔案。冇咩嘢喺入面。
These are our assessors. 呢啲係我哋嘅評估員。
This is the lawyer assigned to our parish, 呢位係我哋教區嘅律師，
-Mr. Flowers. -Nice to meet you. Okay. -Mr. Flowers。 -你好。好。
The liability risk is high here. 呢度法律風險好高。
Father Jeffries acted on his own Jeffries神父自己行動，
without due caution. 冇做足謹慎。
He ignored safeguards required by your insurance, 佢冇跟足你哋保險要求嘅保障措施，
-so you may not be covered. -What are the safeguards? -所以可能冇得賠。 -咩保障措施？
You, the assessors. 你哋，評估員。
Oh, wow. 嘩。
That's a warm feeling. 真係好溫暖喎。
-DEMENT: What do we do now? -FLOWERS: Assess. -DEMENT：我哋而家點做？ -FLOWERS：評估。
Find reasons for the exorcism. 搵驅魔嘅理由。
That's the only way to decrease your liability. 係唯一減低你哋責任嘅方法。
And if there are no reasons for an exorcism? 如果冇驅魔嘅理由呢？
Well, that would not be good. If the cause was psychological 咁就唔好喇。如果原因係心理
or physical, then the Church 或者生理問題，咁教會
-is vulnerable. -Kristen? -就好脆弱。 -Kristen？
Look, it's hard to tell from Vicki's file alone, 睇嚟淨係睇Vicki嘅檔案好難講，
but she could be suffering from a major depressive disorder. 但佢可能係有嚴重抑鬱症。
I should question the husband. 我應該問吓個老公。
Father. 神父。
DEMENT: Holy Mary. DEMENT：聖母瑪利亞。
DAVID: Kristen, Ben. DAVID：Kristen，Ben。
When did this happen? 呢啲幾時發生㗎？
MARCUS: I don't know. I've never seen it before. MARCUS：我唔知。我從來未見過。
KRISTEN: These aren't new. KRISTEN：呢啲唔係新嘅。
MARCUS: The past few months we've been on MARCUS：過去幾個月我哋
conflicting schedules. 時間表唔夾。
We sleep in separate beds 我哋分開床瞓，
so we don't wake each other. 費事整醒對方。
BEN: These look like MRSA. BEN：呢啲似係MRSA。
Staphylococcus aureus. 金黃葡萄球菌。
-Which, unfortunately, is methicillin-resistant. -What is that? -唔好彩係抗藥性嗰種。 -咩嚟㗎？
Or it could be an allergic reaction. 或者係過敏反應。
-Yeah. -Where are her clothes? -There. -係。 -佢啲衫喺邊？ -嗰度。
KRISTIN: Have you been using any new detergent at home? KRISTIN：你哋屋企有冇用新嘅洗衣液？
No, but we don't do our laundry at home. 冇，但我哋唔喺屋企洗衫。
-What do you mean? -We're both on red-eye shifts. -咩意思？ -我哋都係做紅眼航班。
She runs the 11:00 p.m. to Italy, 佢飛夜晚十一點去意大利，
I do the overnight to L.A. 我就飛通宵去洛杉磯。
-You're flight attendants? -She is. I'm a pilot. -你哋係空中服務員？ -佢係。我係機師。
-And do you have any boils or marks? -No. -你有冇生瘡或者印？ -冇。
What made you think she needed an exorcism? 點解你會覺得佢需要驅魔？
After this last red-eye, she started to exhibit... 上次紅眼航班之後，佢開始表現……
I don't know, she was depressed, shut down. 我唔知，佢好抑鬱，封閉自己。
She could barely sleep through the night. 佢幾乎成晚瞓唔到。
And sometimes she would claw her face. 有時佢會抓自己塊面。
So she was showing signs of self-harming behavior? 所以佢有自殘行為嘅跡象？
Mr. Flowers, could you give us some space, please? Mr. Flowers，可唔可以畀啲空間我哋？
Yes. 好。
She was hitting herself. 佢會打自己。
Did Vicki ever have an allergic reaction Vicki以前有冇對
to her uniform before? 制服過敏？
I-I don't know. I never heard it. 我唔知。我冇聽過。
Can we get it from your house? 可唔可以喺你屋企攞？
She never brought it home. 佢從來唔帶返屋企。
She'd leave it at the crash pad. 佢會留喺休息室。
I don't know-- What is that? 我唔知——咩嚟㗎？
That's a hotel room the pilots and flight attendants use 係機師同空中服務員用嘅酒店房，
to sleep between shifts. 喺輪班之間瞓覺。
Sometimes it takes too long to get home from JFK, 有時由JFK返屋企太耐，
so they need a bed at the airport. 所以佢哋需要機場附近有床。
Could you tell us where this crash pad is? 你可唔可以話畀我哋個休息室喺邊？
(jet roaring) （引擎聲）
(knocking) （敲門）
Aren't they here 24/7? 佢哋唔係24小時喺度咩？
Yeah, that's what Marcus said. 係，Marcus係咁講。
You all right? 你冇嘢嘛？
Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 嗯，係。我冇事。
You don't seem fine. 你睇嚟唔係冇事喎。
(sighs) It's, uh, Andy. （嘆氣）係，Andy囉。
What happened? 發生咩事？
We had to check him into a psychiatric treatment 我哋要送佢去上州嘅精神病治療
-center upstate. -Oh, my God, I am sorry. -中心。 -天啊，我好唔好意思。
He'd been dealing with claustrophobia 佢自從雪崩之後
ever since the avalanche. 就一直有幽閉恐懼症。
You don't get to have your phone there 頭一個月唔准用手機，
for the first month, so I just, I haven't been 所以我聯絡唔到佢，真係……
able to reach him, which is... just... BEN：你做得啱。
BEN: You did the right thing. 你幫佢搵到需要嘅幫助。
You're getting him the help he needs. 係。
Yeah. 喂，佢會冇事㗎。
Hey, he's gonna be fine. DAVID：返屋企啦，Kristin。
DAVID: Go home, Kristin. 陪住你啲女。
Be with your daughters. -Ben同我可以搞掂。 -唔得。
-Ben and I can handle this. -No. -我想忙啲。 -（敲門）
-I want to stay busy. -(knocking) -幾多錢？ -「幾多錢」？
-How much? -"How much"? 個薄餅。你哋唔係Grubhub咩？
The pizza. Aren't you guys Grubhub? 哦，唔係，我哋嚟搵Shannon。
Oh, no, we're here for Shannon. Shannon，我諗係驅魔師。
Shannon, I think it's the exorcists. -評估員。 -評估員。
-Assessors. -Assessors. 入嚟啦。
Come on in. Marcus話你哋會嚟。想唔想飲啤酒？
Marcus said you'd be coming. Do you want a beer? -唔使，我冇問題。 -好呀，聽落唔錯。
-No, I'm fine. -Yeah, sure. That sounds nice. 各位，呢啲係驅魔評估員。
Everyone, these are the exorcist assessors. 全部：喂……Hi……
ALL: Hey... Hi... 今晚係恐怖片馬拉松。
It's horror binge night. 你睇過《午夜彌撒俱樂部嘅鬼魂》未？
Have you ever seen The Haunting of Midnight Mass Club? -未。咩嚟㗎？ -馬拉松咁睇。
-No. What's that? -A binge watch. 對我哋嚟講係凌晨兩點，
It's 2:00 in the morning to us, 所以你調整吓你嘅生理時鐘。
so just adjust your internal clock. -你哋係為咗Vicki嚟。 -（笑）
-You're here about Vicki. -(laughter) 唔好理我哋，我哋有12個鐘轉機時間，
Don't mind us, we've got a 12-hour layover, 所以有啲想開派對。（笑）
so we're in a bit of a partying mood. (laughs) Marcus話你係Vicki最好嘅朋友？
Marcus says you're Vicki's best friend? 我諗係啦。我哋飛同一條線。
I mean, I guess. We're on the same routes. -你需要咩？ -佢嘅制服。
-What do you need? -Her uniform. Lucy，可唔可以搞吓個通心粉芝士？
Lucy, can you stir the mac and cheese? （細聲）：好，呢個係Vicki嘅。
(quietly): Okay, so this is Vicki's. 你點知呢個係佢嘅？
How do you know this was hers? 我以為個個都隨便瞓。
I thought everyone just slept wherever. 哦，唔係，得廳嗰啲床先係。
Oh, no, that's just the beds in the living room. 嗰啲係熱床，先到先得。
Those are hot beds; they're first come first serve. 呢間房嘅係冷床。
The ones in here are cold beds. 你要畀多啲錢先確保
You pay extra to know that 得你一個人瞓。
you're the only one sleeping in it. -呢啲係佢嘅制服？ -係。
-These are her uniforms? -Yes. 佢嘅輪換。每件飛出去，
Her rotation. One for every out-flight, 每件飛返嚟。
one for every in-flight. 你哋係咪用同一間乾洗舖？
Do you all have the same dry cleaner? 唔係。每間航空公司有自己嘅。
No, no. Each airline has their own. 你哋有冇因為乾洗化學品有皮膚反應？
Do you have any skin reactions from the dry-cleaning chemicals? -冇。 -床單呢？邊個洗？
-No. -What about the sheets? Who does them? 酒店。
The hotel. （女人尖叫）
(woman screams) 佢冇事嘛？
Is she okay? SHANNON：哦，有，成日都係咁。
SHANNON: Oh, yeah, it happens all the time. 你成日咬住條脷，
You spend all day biting your tongue, 忍住唔講真心話。
holding back from saying what you really think. 總會爆出嚟。
It comes out somehow. （影片同酒店房嘅尖叫聲重疊）
(overlapping screams in video and hotel room) -快轉。 -15秒。
-Fast forward. -15 seconds. 有人要？
Anyone? -唔該，但我要揸車。 -（笑）
-Uh, thanks, but I'm driving. -(laughing) 我要一杯。飲一杯就夠。
I'll have one. I'll have one, and then that's it. SHANNON：係。
SHANNON: Yeah. -Tori！ -Tori。
-Tori! -Tori. 喺呢啲地方，女仔可以去邊度飲嘢？
Where can a girl get a drink in a place like this? SHANNON：我幫你，姊妹。
SHANNON: I got you, girl.
Hey, you were with Vicki 喂，你上次同Vicki一齊飛嗰程機㗎可？
on her last flight, weren't you? 係呀。癲到仆街。
Yeah. Fuckin' crazy. 同佢哋講吓發生咩事啦。
Tell these guys what happened. 佢哋查緊Vicki點解會癲咗。佢係神父嚟㗎。
They're looking into Vicki going nuts. He's a priest. 噢，唔好意思，神父。
Oh, sorry, Father. 唔緊要唔緊要。我叫David。
No, no, no. It's no problem. I'm David. 呢位係Kristin同Ben。
Uh, this is Kristin and Ben. -Vicki而家點呀？ -DAVID：我哋都唔肯定。
-How's Vicki doing? -DAVID: We are not sure. 我哋只係想搞清楚發生咩事。
Um, we're just trying to piece together what happened. -TORI：嗯。 -有冇頭緒？
-TORI: Mm. -Any thoughts? 有。
Yeah. 我哋搭紅眼航班由羅馬返嚟，
We were on the red-eye from Rome, 係旅遊優惠機票嗰種。
the tourist coupon flight. -優惠機票？ -旅遊優惠。
-Coupon? -Tourist deal. 即係啲人返程時會飲好多酒。
It means people drink a lot on the way home. 係呀，佢哋星期一要返工，
Yeah, they have to go to work on Monday, 所以鬆一鬆。
so they... unwind. 但唔止咁簡單。
Yeah, but it wasn't just that. 佢話見到Captain Lemire。
She said she saw Captain Lemire. -收皮啦。 -佢真係咁講㗎！
-Fuck you. -That's what she said! -「Captain Lemire」？咩嚟㗎？ -Lemire。
-"Captain Lemere"? What? -Lemire. 係個古老傳說，一個鬼魂機師。
It's an old legend. A ghost pilot. -我哋個個都見過佢。 -我冇見過。
-We've all seen him. -I haven't. 咁唔代表佢唔存在，
Well, that doesn't mean he wasn't there, -只係你冇留意啫。 -好囉。
-you just weren't paying attention. -Okay. 好，有個機師叫Lemire。
Okay, so there was this pilot, Lemire. 佢架機喺北大西洋墜毀。
His flight went down in the North Atlantic. 係一場悲劇，機上所有人都死晒。
It was a tragedy. Everybody on board died. 但幾個月之後，
The thing is, a few months later, 佢開始喺跨大西洋航班出現，
he started appearing on flights across the Atlantic 每次遇到勁氣流嘅時候。
whenever there was crazy turbulence. 我發誓佢想搞到啲機墜毀。
And I swear he's trying to crash those flights. 咪啦，呢啲都係迷信。
Come on, that's all superstition. TORI：你咩都話係迷信。
TORI: No, you think everything is superstition. 我哋降落嗰陣，Vicki跌低咗。
When we landed, Vicki fell down. 佢成個身體好似抽搐咁。
Her body was, like, throbbing. 口吐白沫。
She was foaming at the mouth. 救護員要上機帶佢走，
The paramedics has to come and take her off the plane, 之後佢就冇再飛過。
and that was the last time she flew. -第二日佢老公幫佢辭咗職。 -得啦。
-Her husband called in her resignation the next day. -Come on. 佢辭職唔係因為咁。
That is not why she was leaving. -同佢哋講啦，Tori。 -你咩意思？ -收聲啦，Lucy。
-Tell them, Tori. -What do you mean? -Shut up, Lucy. 咩話？講我知。
What? Tell me. -係咩事？ -佢有份兼職，
-What was it? -She had a side hustle, -仲越做越大。 -Lucy！
-and it took off. -Lucy! 個個都知㗎，Tori。講啦。
Everybody knew it, Tori. Just fuckin' tell them. 佢係個運輸工。
Look, she was a mule. 運毒品？海洛英？
What, for drugs? Heroin? TORI：唔係唔係，冇咁大件事。
TORI: No, no. It was not a big deal. 佢係由羅馬運聖物。
She was moving relics from Rome. 好似骨頭同古老聖像嗰啲。
Like bones and old icons. 聽講呢啲嘢黑市好大需求。
Apparently there's a big black market for that. -佢就係因為咁辭職？ -係。最後嗰次
-That's why she was leaving? -Yeah. On her last trip 佢話攞到件可以食成世嘅嘢。
she said she got something that she could retire on. 以後可以坐頭等艙
She's gonna be flying first class -飛嚟飛去。 -KRISTIN：係咩嚟㗎？
-from now on. -KRISTIN: What was it? 唔知。但佢收埋喺廚房嘅袋入面。
No clue. But she hid it in the galley in a bag. 佢唔肯話我知係咩。
She wouldn't tell me what it was. -但打雷嗰陣，佢講咗句奇怪嘢。 -BEN：咩話？
-But during the lightning, she did say something weird. -BEN: What? 「我要毀咗佢，否則佢會毀咗我。」
"I need to destroy it, or it will destroy me." （癲笑）
(maniacal laughter) 佢要我發誓唔俾任何人睇呢樣嘢。
She made me promise never to show this to anyone. 嘩。
Whoa. （開門聲）
(door opens) （關門聲）
(door closes) 我哋聽講你想見我哋？
We heard you wanted to see us? 係。我哋係。我哋見過？
We did. We do. Have we met? 未。呢位係Kristen同Ben。
No, uh, this is Kristen and Ben. -你好。 -你好。
-Hello. -Hi. 你係Entity嘅人？
Are you part of the Entity? 我係Dominic神父。
I'm Father Dominic. 冇Entity呢樣嘢，你哋係其他評審員。
There is no Entity, and you are the other assessors. 你現身見我哋，我哋一定係撞到啲重要嘢。
We must have really stumbled onto something important David話你哋兩個好有見識。
if you're revealing yourself to us. 係。我哋相信呢件聖物……
David said you were both very knowing. 我哋相信係真十字架嘅一部分。
Yes. We believe this relic... 耶穌嘅十字架？
We believe it is a portion of the True Cross. 係。底座有一小片一直失蹤。
Christ's cross? 二戰時追蹤到克羅地亞，之後就唔見咗。
Yes. A sliver from the base has always been missing. 我哋唔知你個空姐點樣……
It was traced to Croatia in World War II, but then lost. Vicki Finch。
We don't know how your flight attendant... 我哋唔知佢點樣攞到，
Vicki Finch. 但一定要歸還梵蒂岡。
We don't know how she gained access to it, 你可以想像……係無價寶。
but it needs to be returned to the Vatican. 就係呢樣嘢搞到佢中邪？
It is, as you can imagine... invaluable. 我哋唔知，呢個唔係我哋嘅問題。
Is this what possessed her? 但係我哋嘅問題。
We don't know, and that isn't our issue. 我哋相信歸還聖物可以驅走佢身上嘅邪靈。
But it is our issue. 我哋要即刻歸還，
We believe returning the relic will exorcise her. 仲要你哋三個負責運送。
We need this returned immediately, （笑）
and we need the three of you to deliver it. 唔好意思，你話咩話？
(chuckles) 梵蒂岡請你哋運送呢件聖物。
I'm sorry, what? 佢哋有問題想問你哋。
The Vatican has asked you to deliver this relic. -你想我哋去梵蒂岡？ -係。
They have questions for you. -點解唔淨係David去？ -佢哋有問題
-You want us to go to the Vatican? -Yes. 關乎你哋三個嘅專業範疇。
-Why not just David? -They have questions 冇得商量。
that touch upon all your disciplines. 唔好意思，我唔係你嘅員工，
This is non-negotiable. 所以你冇資格話有冇得商量。
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, I'm not your employee, Kristin，Ben，我要你哋同David一齊去。
so you can't really tell me what's negotiable. -你命令我哋？ -唔係。
Kristin, Ben, I need you to go with David. 我係客氣咁請你哋。
-Are you ordering us? -No. 件事已經去到最高層。
I'm asking you politely. 佢哋想你哋三個去梵蒂岡
This has gone to the very top. 同佢哋傾呢件聖物。
They want the three of you to meet with them 等我哋傾吓先。
at the Vatican and discuss this relic. -請。 -好。
Uh, let us talk about it. 聽日嘅機。
-Please. -Yes. （Ben噴鼻息）
The flight is tomorrow. （細聲講）：我未去過羅馬。
(Ben snorts) ♪ ♪
(whispering): I've never been to Rome. （BB聲）
♪ ♪ （雷聲）
(baby cooing) （邪笑）
(thunder crashing) ♪ ♪
(demonic laughter) ♪ ♪
YASMINE：嘩，睇你著到咁靚，想引人注意咩。
♪ ♪ 啲神父實會破戒。
YASMINE: Wow, look at you, dressed to impress. 我就係要咁。多謝你呀，Yasmine。
Those priests are all gonna break their vows. 真係好感激。
That's what I'm going for. Thank you so much, Yasmine. 來回都係35個鐘咋。
I really appreciate it. -就係咁。 -你想唔想我煮飯？
It's only gonna be 35 hours, there and back. -因為我唔煮飯㗎。 -唔使。
-That's it. -Uh, do you want me to make dinner? 其實啲女想整糖果沙律，
-Because I don't make dinner. -Uh, no. 但你唔好俾佢哋整；我已經叫咗薄餅。
Actually, the girls are gonna want to make candy salad, -（呼氣）謝天謝地。 -呢個係
but you shouldn't let them; I already ordered pizza. 我鄰居Sheila Gibson嘅電話。佢好好人。
-(exhales) Thank God. -Here is the number 有咩問題佢會過嚟幫手。
for my neighbor, Sheila Gibson. She's really great. 唔會有問題㗎，我好識湊細路。
She'll come over if there's any problem. 同埋佢哋爸爸嗰邊有啲唔開心，
There won't be any problems. I'm really good with kids. 所以佢哋可能情緒化啲。
Also, they had a little bit of a setback with their dad, 由得佢哋睇Netflix乜都得。
so they might be a bit emotional. 我俾密碼你。
Just let 'em watch whatever Netflix show they want. -嚟啦。 -YASMINE：好。
Let me give you the code. 話時話，上次偷蛋嗰單嘢點？
-Come on. -YASMINIE: Okay. 遲啲先講。
How'd it go with that stolen egg, by the way? 女呀？
Let's talk about that later. 媽咪，我搞得掂㗎，我夠大個啦。
Girls? 我知我知。但Yasmine只係後備，明冇？
Mom, I can do this. I'm old enough. 可唔可以買啲正嘢俾我，好似T恤？
I know, I know. But Yasmine's just backup, okay? -或者斜塔。 -我到埗可能
Can you get us something cool, like a T-shirt? 連地都掂唔到。
-Or the leaning tower. -I'm barely gonna be able -你會唔會見教宗？ -應該唔會。
to touch the ground when I get there. 我哋去歸還聖物，幫人好返。
-Are you gonna see the pope? -I don't think so. -嘩！ -好，媽咪，我教你點做。
We're gonna return a relic to make someone well. -好。 -喺西斯汀教堂……
-Whoa! -Okay, Mom, here's what you do. -嗯。 -……你攞支筆出嚟
-Okay. -In the Sistine Chapel... 喺底座度簽你個名。
-Mm-hmm. -...you take out your pen -天啊！ -唔得唔得！
and scrawl your name at the base. 唔好俾人見到就得，
-Oh, my God! -No, no! 你就會同米高安哲羅一樣咁出名。
Just don't let anyone see, 好，我係時候撇低你班細路。
and you'll be as famous as Michelangelo. （嘈雜聲）
All right, I think it's time I leave you juvenile delinquents. 我會打電話。唔好殺人。
(indistinct chatter) 殺咗就留返張單。
Um, I'll call. Don't kill anyone. YASMINE：玩得開心啲。
And if you do, keep the receipts. 唔係玩，係做嘢。明冇？
YASMINE: Just have fun. 好，我愛你，我愛你，我愛你。
It's not for fun, it's work. Okay? -我愛你。 -我愛你。
All right, I love you, I love you, I love you. 啵。我會傳相。
-I love you. -I love you. LILA：米高安哲羅。
Mwah. I'll send photos. 好。唔好燒咗間屋。
LILA: Michelangelo. -愛你。 -我哋盡力。
Okay. Don't burn the house down. （嘈雜聲）
-Love you. -We'll do our best. 喂，David。
(indistinct chatter) -喂喂喂。 -你要呢個位？
Hey, David. 噢，多謝。
-Hey, hey, hey. -You want to grab this spot? 你打扮吓都幾靚仔喎，Benny。
Oh, thank you. 我第一次去意大利咋。
You clean up nice, Benny. 我都係。你知唔知？
Well, this is my first trip to Italy. 我以為梵蒂岡會俾我哋
Mine, too. You know what? 坐頭等艙。
I thought the Vatican would spring us 係囉。下次啦。
first-class tickets. 你覺得我哋會同教宗傾偈？
Yeah. Next time. 我肯定佢好得閒見我哋。
You think we're gonna talk to the pope? 咁件聖物有冇自己嘅位，定係……？
I'm sure he's got all the time in the world for us. 我諗你可以坐窗口位，如果你鍾意。
So, does the relic get its own seat, or...? 俾聖物坐窗口，
Well, I was thinking you could take the window, if you like. 等佢欣賞吓風景。
Let the relic sit in the window, DAVID：啊……
have it enjoy the view a little bit. KRISTIN：多謝。哎呀。
DAVID: Ah... 好，我要瞓覺。
KRISTIN: Thank you. Whoops. 墜機嗰陣叫醒我。
Okay, well, I am going to sleep. -Ben！ -唔好亂講。
You can wake me up when we crash. 喂，你哋知我唔會因為講笑話墜機
-Ben! -Don't joke. 就真係墜機㗎可？
Hold on, you guys know that I can't really 喂！瞓覺啦。
crash the plane by joking about it crashing, right? （風聲）
Hey! Go to sleep. 好，你啲家姐喺廚房
(wind whooshing) 整緊啲叫糖果沙律嘅嘢。
Okay, your sisters are in the kitchen 唉，唔好提。
making something called candy salad. 我覺得你應該開套戲睇。
Ugh, don't get me started. 唔好。講我知，媽咪之後做咩？
I think you should start the movie. 我覺得你媽咪唔想我話你知……
No. Come on, tell me, what did Mom do next? 佢有好多男朋友？
I don't think your mom would want me to tell you about... 點為之「好多」？
Did she have a lot of boyfriends?
Define "a lot."
-(chuckles) -Oh, my God. How many? （輕笑） 天啊。有幾多個？
Well, are we talking just boyfriends, 你係講緊男朋友，
-or girlfriends, too? -What? 定係女朋友都計？ 咩話？
-Okay, that's a story for another time. -(phone buzzing) 好，呢個故仔 遲啲先講。 （電話震動）
-Oh, I want to know. -Hey, Mom. 哦，我想知喎。 喂，媽。
What's wrong? Wait, what? 做咩事？等陣，咩話？
I-I can't hear you. 我、我聽唔到你講嘢。
Where are you? Where's Billy? 你喺邊？Billy 喺邊？
-Mom? -What's wrong? 媽？ 做咩事？
Okay, I got it. 好，我明。
I got it. Give me an hour. 收到。俾我一個鐘。
(sighs) Okay. （嘆氣）好。
Okay, my mom lives in an assisted-living facility, 好，我媽住喺一間安老院舍，
and a branch just crashed through her kitchen. 有條樹枝啱啱砸穿咗佢廚房。
I need to go pick her up. I'll bring her back here. 我要去接佢。我會帶佢返嚟呢度。
Are you four all right on your own for an hour? 你哋四個自己一個鐘得唔得？
I got it. 我搞得掂。
-(train rattling) -(train whistle blowing) （火車卡噹聲） （火車鳴笛聲）
-I want bangs. -You know, guys, I should use this cream on Laura's hair. 我想要瀏海。 喂，你哋知唔知，我應該用呢個 cream 喺 Laura 啲頭髮度。
-I heard it's really good. -No, that's $60 a jar. 我聽講好好用㗎。 唔得，嗰樽要成 $60 㗎。
-Mom bought it to be used. -Will you bleach our hair? 阿媽買咗就係要用㗎。 你會唔會幫我哋漂頭髮？
-I heard it's really good. -No. 我聽講真係好好用。 唔會。
Mom would, like, actually kill us 阿媽會，真係會殺咗我哋
LYNN (pounding on door): What are you guys doing? LYNN（拍門）：你哋做緊咩？
-Nothing. -Nothing. 冇嘢。 冇嘢。
Getting ready for bed. 準備瞓覺。
-Nothing. -Brushing our teeth. 冇嘢。 刷牙。
-I think we should do skin care. -I can do your nails. 我覺得我哋應該做 skincare。 我可以幫你整指甲。
You know, I do Alex's all the time... 你知唔知，我成日幫 Alex 整㗎...
You guys have to stop. You're gonna overload the... 你哋要停手啦。你哋會 overload 個...
...circuits. ...電箱。
(thunder rumbles) （雷聲隆隆）
(cheerful music plays) （愉快音樂響起）
Hello, ladies. Bob the Built Builder here. 你好，女士們。我係 Bob the Built Builder。
So you want to reset your circuit breaker? Here's how. 你想 reset 你個斷路器？咁樣做。
First things first, locate your service panel... 首先，搵到你個配電箱...
LAURA: Oh, great. That's helpful, Bob. LAURA：哦，好嘢。真係有用喎，Bob。
LYNN: So where's the service panel? LYNN：咁個配電箱喺邊？
LEXIS: I think it's in the basement near the washing machine. LEXIS：我諗喺地下室近洗衣機嗰度。
LILA: Wait, maybe we should call Mom's friend. LILA：等陣，或者我哋應該打俾阿媽個朋友。
-She said she'd be right back. -Oh, yeah. Where is she? 佢話佢好快返嚟㗎。 哦，係喎。佢喺邊？
Isn't her mom dying? 佢阿媽係咪就嚟死？
LYNN: Okay, come on, I need someone to hold the light. LYNN：好，嚟啦，我要有人幫手揸燈。
-I can't. I have to pee. -No, you don't. 我唔得。我要去廁所。 你唔使去。
you just want to check your hair. 你只係想 check 你啲頭髮。
No, I don't. It's dark. I need someone to come with me. 我冇呀。好黑呀。我要有人陪我去。
It's dark everywhere. 周圍都係咁黑㗎啦。
Okay, Lexis, you take Laura to the bathroom 好，Lexis，你帶 Laura 去廁所
and use your phone for light. 用你手機嚟照明。
-Lila, come with me. -What? Lila，跟我嚟。 咩話？
-We're breaking off into pairs. -I don't want to go to the basement. 我哋分組行動。 我唔想去 地下室。
-(sighs) -(stairs creaking) （嘆氣） （樓梯吱吱聲）
LYNN: Okay, where is it? LYNN：好，喺邊？ 係咪嗰個？
Is that it? 好...
Okay... 咁樣冇用喎。
Well, that isn't helpful. 開咗條片。
Turn on the video. （愉快音樂響起）
(cheerful music plays) 而家，打開你個配電箱嘅前門
Now, open the front door of your service panel 搵到跳咗掣嘅斷路器。
and find the tripped circuit breaker. 佢會喺一個...
It will be in a... ...中間位置。
a middle position. 我只係見到好多開關。
All I see are a lot of switches. 咁就開始 flip 晒佢哋。
Just start flipping them. 好。
Okay. 你係咪變得好虔誠？
Are you becoming more religious? 咩話？
What? 阿媽覺得你係。
Mom thinks you are. 我只係睇緊啲嘢咋。
I'm just looking at things, is all. 係咪因為老竇？
Is it because of Dad? 我唔知。
I don't know. 感覺好似我哋係孤兒咁，係咪？
It feels like we're orphans, doesn't it? 唔係。
No. 咁得一個家長叫咩？
Well, what's it called when you only have one parent? 半孤兒？ 老竇未死㗎。
-Half-orphan? -Dad's not dead. 我哋要幫阿媽。
We need to help Mom. 我覺得佢就嚟頂唔順。 我知。
-I think she's losing it. -I know. 你尋晚有冇聽到佢大叫？
Did you hear her yell out last night? 我覺得佢發惡夢。
I think she has bad dreams. 我覺得... （刮擦聲）
-I think... -(scratching noises) 咩嚟㗎？
What was that? （頭頂刮擦聲）
(scratching overhead) 老鼠？
Rats? （刮擦聲繼續）
(scratching continues) （細聲）俾支電筒我。
(whispering): Give me the flashlight. 等陣。
Wait. 或者...
Maybe... ...或者係貓。
maybe it's a cat. （兩人尖叫）
(both scream) （Lynn 同 Lila 尖叫）
(Lynn and Lila screaming) （尖叫）
(screaming) （蝙蝠吱吱叫）
(bats chittering, squeaking) 佢哋只係想嚇我哋咋。
They're just trying to scare us. 停手啦，Lila！
Stop it, Lila! LILA（遠處）：Lynn，小心！
LILA (in distance): Lynn, be careful! （地板吱吱聲）
(floor creaking) LILA：我好似見到嗰邊有一隻。
LILA: I think I see one over there. （Lexis 同 Laura 喘氣）
(Lexis and Laura breathing heavily) 小心！睇路！ （隆隆聲）
-Be careful! Watch out! -(rumbling) （蝙蝠吱吱叫）
(bats squeaking) （尖叫）
(screaming) 入去。閂門。 好。
-Inside. Close the door. -Okay. 喂，門。 好。
-Uh, door. -Okay. 佢哋清咗廚房！
They cleared out of the kitchen! LYNN：落嚟呢度！ （蝙蝠吱吱叫）
-LYNN: Come down here! -(bats squeaking) （雷聲隆隆） 天啊。
-(thunder rumbles) -Oh, my God. LYNN（遠處）：Laura，你冇事嘛？
LYNN (in distance): Laura, are you okay? 你喺邊？
Where are you? （吱吱叫）
(squeaking) （尖叫）
(screaming) （蝙蝠吱吱叫） （尖叫） 走！
-(bats squeaking) -(screaming) -Go! 走，走，走，走！
Go, go, go, go! （所有人同時講嘢）
(all talking at once) 喂！喂。我哋而家安全啦。
Guys! Guys. We're safe now. 大家要冷靜啲。
Everybody just needs to hold it together. 冇事㗎。
It's fine. 冇問題㗎。
It's okay. （尖叫） 唔係，你哋！
-(screaming) -No, you guys! 只係水漬嚟㗎咋。
It's just a water stain. 唔係，係蝙蝠。 LYNN：大家冷靜。
-No, it's a bat. -LYNN: Everybody calm down. 冇事㗎。 仲有一隻。
-It's fine. -There's another one. （吱吱叫）
(squeaking) 等陣！ （尖叫）
-Hold on! -(screaming) 呢邊。等陣，我嚟。
Over here. Wait, I got it. 鎖咗。 我知！
-It's locked. -I know! 鎖匙喺廚房。 天啊。
-The key's in the kitchen. -Oh, my God. 啊！鎖咗！
Aah! It's locked! 好，我哋而家點算？
Okay, what do we do now? 哦，呢度附近有塊假石頭入面有鎖匙。
Oh, there's a fake rock around here with a key in it. 我見過阿媽用過一次。 好。
-I saw Mom use it once. -Okay. 點解我哋唔直接打俾隔籬鄰舍？
Why don't we just call the neighbor? 我頭先打過俾佢。只係聽到留言信箱。
I called her earlier. I just got her machine. LAURA：好囉。我哋會死喺出面。
LAURA: Well, this is great. We're gonna die out here. 嘩，等陣，等陣，就係呢個。
Whoa, hold on, hold on, this is it. （所有女仔尖叫） 好，我打電話。
-(girls all scream) -Okay, I'm calling. 打俾邊個？阿媽上咗飛機。
Who? Mom's on a plane. 喂，係我。我哋需要幫手。
Hi, it's me. We need help. 我哋俾人鎖咗喺出面，仲有蝙蝠。
We're locked outside and there's bats. SHERYL：我好抱歉。但係阿媽呢？
SHERYL: I'm so sorry. But where's Mom? LEXIS：去咗旅行。工幹。
LEXIS: On a trip. A work trip. 你冇鎖匙咩？
Don't you have a key? 呃，有。嗯...
Uh, yes. Um... 好、好，我嚟，我即刻嚟。
O-Okay, I'll be, I'll be right there. 邊個嚟㗎？
Who was that? Lexis。
Lexis. 嗯，BB？
Um, baby? 天啊，真係好鬼煩。
Oh, God, this is such bullshit. 我哋要重新傾過個 quid pro quo 先得。
We're gonna have to renegotiate our quid pro quo. ♪ ♪
（嘆氣）我聯絡唔到佢哋。
(sighs) I can't get ahold of them. 佢哋可能瞓咗。你嗰邊幾點，10點？
They're probably asleep. What is it there, 10:00? 係。哦，等陣，我收到佢哋嘅訊息。
Yeah. Oh, wait, I got a text from them. 「一切安好，媽。停電係因為
"Everything's good, Mom. There was a blackout 場風暴，但我哋冇事。Send 相嚟。」
from the storm, but we're good. Send photos." 睇到未？佢哋係好堅強嘅女仔。
See? They're strong girls. （大嘆一口氣）
(sighs heavily) 點解我會咁擔心？
Why do I get so worried? 我個肚成日痕，覺得有啲嘢唔妥。
I get this itch in my stomach that something's wrong. 我哋係去酒店定直接去梵蒂岡？
Are we going to a hotel or straight to the Vatican? 可唔可以食啲嘢先？
Could we get a bite to eat? Andiamo dritti al Vaticano?
Vogliamo darci una rinfrescata.
La reliquia va restituita il prima possibile.
嗯？
Hmm? 我哋要還返件聖物先。
We have to return the relic first. 嚟。
Here. 哦，正。就係我所需。
Oh, great. Just what I needed. （吸氣）天啊，鬥獸場。
(gasps) Oh, my gosh, the Colosseum. 等我影張相。
Let me take a picture. 呃，可、可唔可以開窗？
Uh, could-- could you open the window? 哦，你可唔可以叫佢哋解鎖個窗？
Oh, can you ask them to unlock the window? Tolga il blocco per bambini dai finestrini, la prego.
（講意大利文）
(speaks Italian) 好嘢。
Great. 佢哋唔會俾我哋睇到羅馬任何地方，係咪？
They're not gonna let us see any part of Rome, are they? 或者之後先。
Maybe afterwards. 可能同件聖物
Probably has something to do with the relic 同佢嘅毒性有關。
and its toxicity. 如果有毒，點解係我哋運送佢？
If it's toxic, why are we the ones who transported it? 因為我哋係可以犧牲嘅無神論者。
Because we are the expendable atheists. DAVID：你講你自己咋。
DAVID: Speak for yourself. 我唔覺得佢哋識英文。
I don't think they know English. （甜美地唱）：♪ Sodomy ♪
(singing sweetly): ♪ Sodomy ♪ ♪ Fellatio ♪
♪ Cunnilingus ♪
♪ Pederasty ♪
♪ Father ♪
♪ Why do these words sound so nasty? ♪
（Ben 輕笑） ♪ Masturbation ♪
-(Ben chuckles) -♪ Masturbation ♪ ♪ Can be fun ♪
♪ Join the holy orgy ♪
♪ Kama Sutra. ♪
我哋由邊度入？
Where do we enter? 可能係 Porta del Perugino。
Probably the Porta del Perugino. Entriamo dalla Porta del Perugino?
佢哋好似對我哋唔多滿意。
They don't seem happy with us. 我哋做錯咗咩？
Did we do something wrong? （細聲）係咪覺得我哋俾人綁架？
(quietly): Does it feel like we're being kidnapped? （細聲）有啲似。
(quietly): Kinda. 你喺呢度落車。
You get out here.
Wha... 咩...
-Qui? -PRIEST: Yes. -邊個？ -神父：係。
Okay. 好。
Um, sorry, should we bring our bags, or... 唔，唔好意思，我哋要唔要拎埋行李，定係...
(door creaks shut) （門吱呀關上）
BEN: Uh, isn't this the place where Joe Pesci got killed? BEN：咦，呢度咪係Joe Pesci死嗰個位？
Ma che succede? 發生咩事？
Perché siamo qui? 點解我哋喺呢度？
This way. 呢邊行。
Why? 點解？
The relic. 件聖物。
(unlocks door) （開鎖聲）
There. 嗰度。
Hey... 喂...
(door creaks shut) （門吱呀關上）
(exhales) （呼氣）
Well, I'm glad I dressed up. 好彩我著得靚靚仔仔。
(footsteps echoing) （腳步聲迴響）
(rustling) （沙沙聲）
-KRISTIN: What's that noise? -DAVID: What? -KRISTIN：咩聲嚟㗎？ -DAVID：咩話？
Sounds like rats. 似老鼠聲。
What? I'm-I'm hungry. 做咩？我...我有啲肚餓。
You want some? 你要唔要啲？
No, I'm-I'm good. 唔使，我...我冇事。
KRISTIN: Hey, exactly how far are we supposed to KRISTIN：喂，我哋要行到幾遠先係盡頭㗎？
go down this thing? 呢條路？
No idea. It's all new to me. 唔知。我都係第一次嚟。
Let's just remember we're doing it for Vicki. 記住我哋係為咗Vicki先咁做。
-(door squeaks) -Hi. （門吱呀聲） -嗨。
Oh, sorry. How was your trip? 哦，唔好意思。你哋旅程點樣？
Fine. 幾好。
What are you doing here? 你做咩喺度？
Seeing if you have the one true relic. 睇下你有冇真嘅聖物。
Why didn't you fly with us? 點解唔同我哋一齊飛？
No reason. 冇原因。
No, there was a reason. 唔係，梗係有原因。
He was worried our plane was gonna crash. 佢驚我哋架機會墜機。
We're the guinea pigs. 我哋係白老鼠。
No. 唔係。
This way, please. 呢邊，請。
(tapping flashlight in palm) （拍打電筒）
KRISTIN: So, um, what is this, a sewer? KRISTIN：咁，呢度係咩嚟㗎，下水道？
DOMINIC: No, an escape tunnel for the Holy Father. DOMINIC：唔係，係教宗嘅逃生隧道。
From the 16th century. 16世紀嘅。
During World War II, the Vatican chose 二戰期間，梵蒂岡選擇
to hide their more irreplaceable artifacts here. 將最珍貴嘅文物藏喺呢度。
It is where the One True Cross now resides. 真十字架而家就喺呢度。
We must see if that has a place in the cross. 我哋要睇下呢件嘢係咪屬於十字架嘅一部分。
So how did a flight attendant get it? 咁點解會係一個空姐攞到佢？
That is a mystery. 呢個係一個謎。
There's an active black market. That's all we know. 黑市好活躍，我哋淨係知咁多。
(water dripping) （滴水聲）
When we enter, please keep your voices to a whisper. 入到去之後，請細聲講嘢。
This is holy ground. 呢度係聖地。
(whispering): You'd think if this was holy ground （細聲）：如果係聖地嘅話
they'd keep it cleaner. 就應該乾淨啲啦。
(whispering): You'd think if this was holy ground （細聲）：如果係聖地嘅話
it'd clean itself. 應該會自動清潔先啱。
(monk speaking softly in Latin) （修士用拉丁文細聲祈禱）
You are still Catholic as hell. 你都仲係好天主教。
It's the tug of ritual. 儀式嘅魔力。
It has us in its grasp. 我哋俾佢吸引住。
Freud. 佛洛伊德。
(monk continues speaking softly in Latin) （修士繼續細聲用拉丁文祈禱）
♪ ♪
It's a counterfeit. 係假嘅。
You're kidding. 你講笑咋嘛。
No. There are relic dealers who counterfeit real relics. 唔係。有啲聖物商人會偽造真聖物。
-Then why is Vicki Finch sick? -Who's that? -咁點解Vicki Finch會病？ -邊個嚟㗎？
(chuckles) Wow. （笑）嘩。
The Catholic Church. You gotta love 'em. 天主教會，真係冇你符。
The possessed woman with the relic. 就係拎住聖物嗰個被鬼附嘅女人。
-There are boils all over her body. -I don't know. -佢成身都係瘡。 -我唔知。
But this is not the stolen relic. 但呢件唔係被偷嘅聖物。
Maybe psychosomatic suggestion? 可能係心理作用？
If only we had a psychiatrist here. 如果有個精神科醫生喺度就好。
Oh, I'm a psychologist. 哦，我係心理學家。
This is what I suggest. 我建議咁樣。
This is water blessed by the Holy Father. 呢啲係教宗祝福過嘅聖水。
Pour it over her infliction and explain 淋喺佢身上，然後解釋
the relic she stole was a counterfeit. 佢偷嘅聖物係假嘅。
Thank you, Father. 多謝你，神父。
Have a good trip back. 祝你哋回程順利。
We need to get food before I get on the plane, or I'm dying. 上機前一定要買嘢食，唔係我會死。
Hey, Lynn, hi, how are you? 喂，Lynn，嗨，你點呀？
I-I was starting to get worried. 我...我開始有啲擔心。
There was a blackout from a storm 因為暴風雨停電，
and we couldn't charge our phones. 我哋冇得充電。
But everything's all right? 但係冇事嘛？
-You're-you're all right? -Yes. -你...你冇事嘛？ -係。
Mom wants to know if we're all right. 媽咪問我哋係咪冇事。
-Hi, Mom! -Hey, how are you? How's Rome? -嗨，媽咪！ -喂，你點呀？羅馬點樣？
-Is it cool? -KRISTIN: Um, wait, -係咪好正？ -KRISTIN：唔，等等，
-there was a blackout? -LYNN: Yes. -停電？ -LYNN：係。
But we handled it. You'd be proud of us. 但我哋搞掂咗。你會為我哋驕傲。
Could I talk to Yasmine? 我可唔可以同Yasmine講嘢？
Actually, she had to go help her mom. 其實佢要返去幫佢媽咪。
The windstorm. A branch fell into her house. 暴風雨，有樹枝跌咗落佢間屋。
What? 咩話？
It's okay, Mom. We did well. 冇事㗎，媽咪。我哋搞得掂。
We handled it all on our own. 我哋自己搞掂晒。
Did you call the neighbor? 你有冇打俾隔籬鄰舍？
Yes, but we couldn't get her. 有，但搵唔到佢。
Oh, dear God. 天啊。
LYNN: How's the Vatican, Mom? Is it beautiful? LYNN：梵蒂岡點樣呀，媽咪？係咪好靚？
No, not really. I'll tell you later. 唔係，一般般。遲啲話你知。
So-so what happened to Yasmine? 咁...Yasmine發生咩事？
Mom, my phone's almost out of charge; I'll call you back. 媽咪，我電話就快冇電，我陣間打返俾你。
Love you. 愛你。
Okay, you guys can come out now. All the bats are gone. 好，你哋可以出嚟啦。所有蝙蝠都走晒。
Okay, we're gonna have to burn the house down, 好，我哋要成間屋燒咗佢，
'cause I can't live here anymore. 因為我冇辦法再住落去。
Come on. Come on. 嚟啦。嚟啦。
Look. Bat-free! 睇下，冇蝙蝠啦！
-LILA: How'd you do that, Grandma? -Cinnamon sticks. -LILA：婆婆，你點做到㗎？ -肉桂條。
LYNN: How'd you know to do that, Grandma? LYNN：婆婆，你點知咁做㗎？
Let's just say I've lived in some pretty run-down places. 咁講啦，我住過啲好殘舊嘅地方。
What the-- Who's that? 搞咩...邊個嚟㗎？
Oh, yeah, that's a, that's a baby. 哦，係呀，呢個係一個BB。
-I'm babysitting. -Oh, my God. -我幫人湊仔。 -天啊。
(girls all talking at once) （女仔們一齊講嘢）
This is Timothy. 呢個係Timothy。
Timothy, these are your, um... Timothy，呢啲係你嘅，嗯...
This is Lexis, Laura, 呢個係Lexis，Laura，
Lila and Lynn. Lila同Lynn。
-Oh, my God, he's smiling! -LAURA: He likes me. -天啊，佢笑緊！ -LAURA：佢鍾意我。
-No, me. -SHERYL: He likes all of you. -唔係，係我。 -SHERYL：佢鍾意你哋所有人。
You know, this is the first time he's stopped crying today. 你知唔知，呢個係佢今日第一次冇喊。
Does he have a dad, or did she have him out of wedlock? 佢有冇爸爸㗎，定係佢係非婚生？
Who? Did who have him out of wedlock? 邊個？邊個非婚生？
I don't know. Does he have a mom? 我唔知。佢有冇媽媽㗎？
Um... shall we tell them, Timothy, 嗯...我哋要唔要話俾佢哋知，Timothy，
or should we wait? 定係等陣先？
What does that mean? 咩意思？
(exhales) It's, um... （呼氣）係，嗯...
it's a bit of a secret. 有啲秘密。
It's a secret who the mom is? 邊個係媽媽係秘密？
A bit of one. 有啲秘密。
Oh, you know what? He might be hungry. 哦，你知唔知？佢可能肚餓。
-Who wants to feed him? -I do! I do! -I'm oldest. -邊個想餵佢？ -我！我！ -我最大。
I think he just wants to be held. 我覺得佢淨係想俾人抱住。
Okay. 好。
Why don't you try that? Go ahead. 不如你試下？去啦。
Be careful. Careful. 小心啲。小心啲。
It's okay, I know how to do it. 冇事，我識點做。
-(Lexis chuckles) -LAURA: He's so cute. -(Lexis笑) -LAURA：佢好得意。
It's like you two belong together. 你哋兩個好似好夾咁。
Mom says I could start babysitting at 14, 媽咪話我14歲可以開始幫人湊仔，
so I'm gonna try to learn as much as I can before then. 所以我會喺之前盡量學多啲。
I've missed you girls. 我好掛住你哋啲女仔。
You all right, Grandma? 婆婆，你冇事嘛？
(trying not to cry): Yeah, yeah, I think it's the-- （忍住唔喊）係，係，我覺得係...
I think it's the cinnamon sticks. 我覺得係啲肉桂條。
(girls laugh) （女仔們笑）
(indistinct chatter) （嘈雜聲）
-Hey, Father, how's she doing? -Unchanged. -喂，神父，佢點樣？ -冇變過。
Doctors can find nothing toxic in her clothing. 醫生喺佢衫上面搵唔到有毒物質。
-How was Rome? -Disappointing. -羅馬點樣？ -令人失望。
But we got some holy water from the pope. 但我哋攞咗啲教宗祝福過嘅聖水。
-You might, uh... -I might... -你或者可以，嗯... -我或者可以...
Father, tell Vicki 神父，同Vicki講
the relic she was transporting... 佢運送嗰件聖物...
it was counterfeit. She's not guilty. 係假嘅。佢冇罪。
-Kristin thinks this is psychological? -Yes. -Kristin覺得係心理問題？ -係。
And you might want to bless her with some holy water. 或者你可以用聖水祝福佢。
Father Jeffries isn't here. Jeffries神父唔喺度。
That's probably better. Just try it yourself. 咁可能仲好。你自己試下啦。
-All right. -Thank you, Father. -好。 -多謝你，神父。
And we're heading home. 我哋返屋企啦。
Fly safe. 一路順風。
Thanks. 多謝。
-KRISTIN: Well, that was a nice trip to Rome. -Yeah. -KRISTIN：呢趟羅馬之旅都唔錯。 -係。
Hey, look who's here. My favorite exorcists. 喂，睇下邊個喺度。我最鍾意嘅驅魔人。
Tori. I didn't know you were gonna be on this flight. Tori。我唔知你會喺呢班機。
I'm in first class, but I'll try to 我坐頭等艙，但如果你鍾意，
slip you some champagne if you like. 我可以偷偷俾啲香檳你。
Oh, would you, please? 哦，好呀，唔該你。
So, are you checking out the flight for Vicki? 咁，你係幫Vicki睇住班機？
No, we were returning her relic. 唔係，我哋係幫佢還返件聖物。
Oh, that's good. 哦，咁就好。
What's that doing here? 呢件嘢做咩喺度？
It's a fake, Tori. 係假㗎，Tori。
The relic is counterfeit. 件聖物係假嘅。
Okay. 好。
She thought our flight was gonna crash because of that. 佢以為我哋班機會因為咁墜機。
It's not going to. 唔會嘅。
Okay. 好。
It's just, flight attendants can be superstitious, so... 只係，空姐有時會迷信，所以...
Okay, we're closing up the doors. Just buckle up. 好，我哋關門啦。扣好安全帶。
-Hey, get me that drink you just... -TORI: Yes. -喂，俾杯嘢我啱啱... -TORI：好。
Will you just... 你可唔可以...
(thunder rumbling) （雷聲轟鳴）
(Kristin sighs) （Kristin嘆氣）
(exhales sharply) （大力呼氣）
What the fuck? 搞咩呀？
(whispering): Hey, Tori. This thing, （細聲）：喂，Tori。呢件嘢，
I don't know what's happening, but it won't shut off. 我唔知發生咩事，但係熄唔到。
Excuse me, Father? Father. 唔好意思，神父？神父。
David. David。
-There's a call for you. -A call? -有人打電話俾你。 -電話？
Ground to air. Please. 地面呼叫機艙，唔該。
(thunder crashes) （雷聲轟鳴）
-What's that about? -David. He got a call. -做咩事？ -大衛，佢收到個電話。
A call? Here? 電話？喺呢度？
It's the captain. 係機長打嚟。
David Acosta. David Acosta。
I have an emergency air-to-ground call for you. 我有個緊急空對地電話俾你。
Please wait. 請稍等。
DOMINIC: David. DOMINIC：大衛。
Father, how'd you get me here? 神父，你點搵到我嘅？
The Vatican switchboard connected me. 梵蒂岡接線生駁咗過嚟。
-It's urgent that I warn you. -About? -我要緊急提醒你。 -關於咩？
The relic you brought here. 你帶嚟嘅聖物。
I said it wasn't from the Cross of Christ, 我話過佢唔係基督十字架嘅，
and it's not. 真係唔係。
-But the box... -Uh... What about it? -但個盒... -呃...個盒點樣？
The monastic father in the chapel thinks 教堂嗰個修士覺得
he recognized it. It is a relic. 佢認得呢樣嘢。係件聖物。
Okay. 好。
A demonic relic. 一件惡魔聖物。
-Bulgarian. The kukeri. -(cabin shaking) -保加利亞嘅，kukeri。 （機艙震動）
I don't know what that means. 我唔明係咩意思。
It's part of a collection being brought into New York 佢係一批運去紐約嘅收藏品之一，
to be assembled in service of the ultimate corruption. 要集合嚟服務最終嘅腐化。
So an ultimate evil is coming to New York? 咁即係有個終極邪惡嚟緊紐約？
-It's already there. -(thunderous bang) -已經到咗。 （轟隆巨響）
-Whoa! -(people exclaiming) -嘩！ （乘客驚叫）
Father, you'll have to get back to your seat. 神父，你要返埋位。
David, you mustn't let that piece 大衛，你唔可以俾嗰件嘢
reach its destination. 到達目的地。
The only way to curb its power is to destroy it. 唯一壓制佢力量嘅方法係摧毀佢。
-I'm on a plane. How do I... -(Tori cries out) -我喺飛機上面，點樣... （Tori大叫）
You'll have to get back to your seat now, Father. Please! 神父，你而家要即刻返埋位，唔該！
CAPTAIN (over intercom): Ladies and gentlemen, 機長（廣播）：各位乘客，
this is the captain speaking. 呢度係機長。
We have entered a rough patch of weather, 我哋進入咗一段唔穩定嘅天氣，
and we ask that all passengers remain in their seats 請所有乘客留喺座位，
with their seat belts securely fastened 扣好安全帶，
until we get through this. 直到我哋通過呢段區域。
You all right? 你冇事呀嘛？
(thunder crashes) （雷聲轟鳴）
This is the captain. We are flying through 呢度係機長。我哋正飛過
unexpected weather we could not detect beforehand. 預先偵測唔到嘅突發天氣。
Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened. 請繼續坐好並扣好安全帶。
(woman cries out) （女人尖叫）
(Kristen sighs heavily) （Kristen深呼吸）
I am not liking this. 我唔鍾意咁。
I do not like this. 我真係唔鍾意。
(thunder rumbling) （雷聲隆隆）
David. 大衛。
-BEN: Hey, hey. -I thought I saw something. -BEN：喂，喂。 -我好似見到啲嘢。
It looked like... 佢似...
What? What'd it look like? 咩？似咩嘢？
I don't know. 我唔知。
Like a... a ghost. 似...一個鬼魂。
It's just the static energy from the lightning strikes 只係閃電嘅靜電
playing tricks on your eyes. 搞到你眼花咋。
We need to destroy the relic. 我哋要摧毀件聖物。
-What? Why? -BEN: Destroy it? -咩話？點解？ -BEN：摧毀佢？
Here? How? 喺呢度？點樣做？
(loud bang) （巨響）
-(distressed cries) -(booming thunder) -（驚慌叫聲） -（雷聲轟鳴）
This is the captain. For your own safety, 呢度係機長。為咗你哋安全，
we request that you keep your seat belts fastened. 請繼續扣好安全帶。
We are already making... 我哋正準備...
(demonic cry over intercom) （廣播傳出惡魔叫聲）
What the hell? 搞咩鬼？
Don't worry. On a flight last year, 唔使擔心。上年有班機，
somebody on the ground hacked into the media system, 有人喺地面入侵咗媒體系統，
and they were doing all kinds of weird sounds. 佢哋整咗好多古怪聲。
-Well, are we over the ground? -No, no. -咁我哋係咪喺地面上面？ -唔係，唔係。
We're above the Atlantic. 我哋喺大西洋上空。
Then where would they be hacking from? 咁佢哋點入侵？
I don't know. 我唔知。
It could be somebody on the plane. 可能係飛機上面有人。
(demonic shriek over intercom) （廣播傳出惡魔尖叫）
-Oh, my God! -(woman sobbing) -天啊！ （女人飲泣）
David, what are you doing? 大衛，你做緊咩？
(thunder crashes) （雷聲轟鳴）
What I can. 做我做到嘅嘢。
-(woman gasps) -WOMAN 2: Ow. -（女人吸氣） 女人2：哎呀。
BEN: David, the plane is not having trouble BEN：大衛，飛機冇事
because of that box. 唔關個盒事。
(demonic shriek) （惡魔尖叫）
(thunder rolling) （雷聲滾動）
-Oh, my God, it's burning. -What? -天啊，佢燒緊。 -咩話？
-(thunder crashes) (passengers cry out) -（雷聲轟鳴）（乘客驚叫）
(demonic shriek) （惡魔尖叫）
(rumbling subsides) （隆隆聲減弱）
This is the captain. My apologies for 呢度係機長。對於嗰段
that unanticipated weather. 突發天氣，我深感抱歉。
We've already started our descent into JFK. 我哋已經開始降落JFK。
We expect to land 40 minutes ahead. 預計早40分鐘到達。
Welcome to New York. 歡迎嚟到紐約。
(scattered applause) （零星掌聲）
(exhales) Wow. （呼氣）嘩。
Well, good thing we went to Rome. 好彩我哋去咗羅馬。
(sighs) （嘆氣）
LILA: I want to keep him forever. Please, can you? LILA：我想永遠留住佢，你可唔可以？
(girls chatter indistinctly) （女仔細聲傾偈）
-How old is he? -He is so adorable. -佢幾大？ -佢好得意。
-He has to come every time. -He's such a cutie. -佢每次都要嚟。 -佢真係好可愛。
Mom landed. She's on her way. 媽咪降落咗，佢嚟緊。
Okay, um, I think you gals are fine on your own now. 好，嗯，我覺得你哋幾個自己搞得掂。
Why can't Timothy stay? 點解Timothy唔可以留低？
You know why. 你知點解。
But I want to tell you the secret. 但我想話俾你知個秘密。
-Yes. I want to know. -Tell us. -Tell us. -係，我想知。 -話俾我哋聽。 -話俾我哋聽。
We just need to have an agreement. 我哋要約定先。
Okay? This is just between the five of us. 好嗎？得我哋五個知。
-(Timothy fussing) -The six of us. -（Timothy扭計） -六個知。
-Promise. -All right. -SHERYL: Okay? -答應我。 -好。 -SHERYL：好未？
-Cross your heart? -Yep. -發誓？ -係。
-Yep. -Yes. -係。 -係。
Did you notice that Timothy 你有冇留意Timothy
looks like you four? 似你哋四個？
(fussing) （扭計聲）
You know why? 你知點解嗎？
No. Why? 唔知，點解？
He's your brother. 佢係你哋細佬。
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